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This happens a lot.

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 4, 2010, 3:13 PM
(Setting: My room. Some ridiculous late hour of the night.)

Me: Zzzzz...
My stomach: Hey...
Me: Nghh...
My stomach: HEY!
Me: Wsfgl?
My stomach: There is chocolate cake upstairs, and I do not have any of it. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
Me: ...Shut up already.
My stomach: *sighs* Look, we've been through this sort of thing before. You know by now that I won't let you get back to sleep unless you put something in me, and I won't let you enjoy whatever it is unless it's that cake.
Me: You suck.

(I finally get up and go have a piece of cake, then go back downstairs and attempt to get back to sleep.)

My stomach: Hey.
Me: NOW what?
My stomach: I want a glass of milk.
Me: ...You've got to be kidding me.
My stomach: You can't have chocolate cake without milk to wash it down. EVERYONE knows that. Except, apparently, you.
Me: I am not getting up again to get a glass of milk.
My stomach: Fine, we can play it like that if you want. But we both know by now that you can't win this.

(Half an hour passes, while I desperately try to get back to sleep and ignore my growing need for a glass of milk. Finally, pretending I don't hear my stomach's gloating proclamation of triumph, I get up again and traipse up the stairs for a glass of milk. That taken care of, I wearily return to bed, hoping that maybe this time I'll finally manage to get some sleep.)

My stomach: Hey.
Me: IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP I WILL REACH DOWN MY OWN ESOPHAGUS AND PULL YOU OUT.
My stomach: lol, you're a funny girl. I'm just passing on a message from your bladder.
Me: ...Wat.
My stomach: Yeah, remember that glass of milk?

  • Mood: Tired
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:iconthecruelseasons:
thecruelseasons Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
Ugh! Happens to me all the bloody time.
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
Heh. Seems to happen to everyone a lot. ^^;

Haven't talked to you in a while, by the way, how are you doing?
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:iconthecruelseasons:
thecruelseasons Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
Heh-heh.

I know, I'm trying to show more diligence to my online sites. :( With little to no success. I'm doing fair, and you?
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
Aw, yeah, I know how that goes sometimes. I'm doing pretty well - some ups and downs, but overall I can't complain.
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thecruelseasons Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010
~nods~ Been there a little to much myself. :3
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EvaneyReddeman Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
Oh dear Lord is this familiar. And it's almost always at like 2am, isn't it? Or whatever time neatly divides the night up so that you can't *quite* get as rested as you want. My stomach was insisting on a granola bar last night. I won, but just barely.
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
Haha, well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one this happens to (i.e., completely crazy.)
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