Thomas's D&D character, an Elvish bard whose name hand to God I can never remember. (Something stereotypically Elvish-sounding.) I'd feel worse about it if he could actually remember my character's gender for five minutes at a time.
I always figured it was them being moody isolationists and messing with us again. When you get them together they probably just have names like "Sam" and "Joe."
And what is it with Elves having such difficult sounding names? (Minus Ethaan of course.)