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CabbyHat
The strange one with the parasol
Canada
Current Residence: Canadia.
Favourite genre of music: Instrumental or soundtrack - music I can write to.
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Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
Personal Quote: "Los goblins van a comerte."
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This happens a lot.

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 4, 2010, 3:13 PM
(Setting: My room. Some ridiculous late hour of the night.)

Me: Zzzzz...
My stomach: Hey...
Me: Nghh...
My stomach: HEY!
Me: Wsfgl?
My stomach: There is chocolate cake upstairs, and I do not have any of it. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
Me: ...Shut up already.
My stomach: *sighs* Look, we've been through this sort of thing before. You know by now that I won't let you get back to sleep unless you put something in me, and I won't let you enjoy whatever it is unless it's that cake.
Me: You suck.

(I finally get up and go have a piece of cake, then go back downstairs and attempt to get back to sleep.)

My stomach: Hey.
Me: NOW what?
My stomach: I want a glass of milk.
Me: ...You've got to be kidding me.
My stomach: You can't have chocolate cake without milk to wash it down. EVERYONE knows that. Except, apparently, you.
Me: I am not getting up again to get a glass of milk.
My stomach: Fine, we can play it like that if you want. But we both know by now that you can't win this.

(Half an hour passes, while I desperately try to get back to sleep and ignore my growing need for a glass of milk. Finally, pretending I don't hear my stomach's gloating proclamation of triumph, I get up again and traipse up the stairs for a glass of milk. That taken care of, I wearily return to bed, hoping that maybe this time I'll finally manage to get some sleep.)

My stomach: Hey.
Me: IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP I WILL REACH DOWN MY OWN ESOPHAGUS AND PULL YOU OUT.
My stomach: lol, you're a funny girl. I'm just passing on a message from your bladder.
Me: ...Wat.
My stomach: Yeah, remember that glass of milk?

  • Mood: Tired

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:iconbucketfox:
Bucketfox Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch, stranger. ;D
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
Hehe, you too!
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shingworks Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks a ton for the watch!
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:iconcabbyhat:
CabbyHat Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011
No problem! I'm a big fan :)
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clz Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011
You're welcome!
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Soji-chan Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for the fav on my nekomata painting ([link])
Happy to see you appreciate her :D

Nice charadesign for Jaerill by the way!
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
Thank you! Well it's a very elegant painting, with a lovely creepy vibe. I love that sort of thing. :3 And thanks so much for the compliment.
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FBI-Agent Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010
There's a person on the 7S forum with a very apt question I think you could probably answer better than me.. gogogo =P
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CabbyHat Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
Aheh. Not quite sure whether I'm the best qualified to answer that either...
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